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Schmoozin' (prod. by KoOoL Kojak)

by Kosha Dillz

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about the video + song, Shmoozin'
If Adam Sandler and the Beastie Boys collaborated after Hebrew School but actually studied there, they would come out Schmoozin'. The unofficial theme song of Uncut Gems meets The official theme song of Kosha Dillz life. Something that can be agreed upon; Not everyone knows what it is like to be a Jew, but we all know what it is like to be Schmoozin'.
The video depicts Kosha Dillz being fed by his mother while she rejects every woman he brings home, and decided to rebel and join a Klezmer band called the Schmoozers and play a house party. It has everything. Mom. Babes. Black hatters including Kosha, Dillz and 5 foot iron cast menorah and Hasidic B-Boys and a stage diving rabbi.
KoOol Kojak is a Brazilian beat maker from Worcester Mass that is famous for hits with Nicki Minaj, Kesha, the Lego Movie and Spider Man, as well as the infamous Matisyahu Happy Hannukah songs that have appeared on Jay Leno and Jimmy Kimmel..
This Schmoozin' song however, came up from KoOoL Kojak's obsession with Yiddish culture and the infamous Rebbe Nachman , who was known for pursuing holiness through Happiness.
His Na Nach followers are the ones who appear at the end of the video, and frequently jump out the van in Israeli traffic jams and dance in the street.

lyrics

LYRICS

Boychik its been years since my bris tho
Mr potato head style brisket knish flow
faklumpt bagela - futzin- around
And you aint never frum on tour... when I’m coming to town
Traif tutchus / ladies be under my gown
Yentas on yontif and they running they mouth
Ask zaidie with a fat zaftig up in the house
This is for my baby mamas and my bubbe who down

So I shnore so loud when I sleep I can’t
Dream about fresh kickds and a way to dance
With a nice girl who kvetch who like my pants
If she don’t want my shmeckle - feh! - ask her friends

Kish kiss from canters in a kibbutz room
Holy moly shmolyy she looking for a shidduch soon
But I’m straight meshugganeh - shvitzin like we into june
Be a mensch really cool
all the yentas in the house yah... I’m feeling you.!

VERSE 2

Altltacocker to a balabusta
Cherish from the fact I prolly have to meet the mother
Waiting for the chulent of life
Enough cchutpah so the chulent is tight
Chiulant ya wife
I stay grinding
Ya know farkockta in the brain
Make my my pitstop shape my (EiSEN) insane
Yiddish flow I’m s hustler and bubbleh with brains
Rap like this you’ll never have a crap job to mainTain
Famish from the emmes
Nose/ stay sharp just like pen is
nudnick in the rap game I’m respected -
Boychik don’t go act out like a shemdrick!


Kosha cuts and the masher get spoiled
Eminem style yea 8 moyle
With the nachas the stuff I enjoy
Dont noodge I hate to be annoyed
mom says Stop schmoozing with shiksas and goys
you need to get married you’re still unemployed
nishtagroyse - metzir - Stop acting so weird 2020 your year!

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released December 19, 2019
produced by KoOoL Kojak.
lyrics written by Rami Even-Esh / Kosha Dillz
written by Rami Even-Esh , KoOoL Kojak, Chloe Pourmorady , Zack Lodmer
mixed / mastered by Mike Machinist of Shinobi Ninja

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Kosha Dillz New Jersey

World class improv artist that has received major attention for his dedication to success. He has played every kind of gig,ranging from shows with Rza of the Wu Tang Clan and Matisyahu. He is most known for his ability to improv in front of thousands and rap in Hebrew, Spanish, and English combined. He lives in Tel aviv but stuck in LA for the COVID world after his tours got cancelled ... more

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